… of Trump’s pre-court show this morning

As a certified news junkie, I watched Trump’s pre-court show. As a public service to those who might have missed it, here’s the most significant part.

9:24:43 – Trump kept his fans waiting to build suspense by keeping his hands to his side without waving them back and forth. Finally, and to the massive anticipation of everyone, he finally initiated the widely anticipated Trump wave.

9:25:15 – He stopped waving his hands. In this first pause, his fans wondered when they would enjoy his signature wave again in this morning’s show.

9:27:28 – The Trump wave has now started again. Fans clearly were enthused by the synchronous motion demonstrated.

9:27:59 – In an abrupt flourish, Trump’s hands dropped to his side with a dramatic coda that astonished MAGA aficionados.

9:28:49 – After teasing his rapt audience with a superbly timed long pause that left them thirsting for more, the horizontal thespian raised the instruments of his performance again.

9:29:05 – In a surprise move, his right hand completed a solo performance that left MAGA enthusiasts aghast.

9:30:13 – His performance complete, Trump exited the stage leaving Trumpistas exhausted with the thrill of his performance.

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There! The very best of Trump this morning!

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